Cathy & Don Wimmer ("Rose is Rose")
seal a verbal deal to
"never, ever sit with Charles and Kelley again."
 

Kelley and Charles are so happy.
The empty bottles and glasses on the table
may be a clue as to why.

Jerry Van Amerongon ("Ballard Street") humors me by
drawing in my sketchbook. He foolishly thought
I would leave him alone after this...
 

Charles and Kelley have one question and
one question only... "Where's our food, damn it?"

Charles, dressed in formal Pineapple attire
and headdress, and Kelley smile happily
prior to the 59th Annual Reuben Awards.
We're smiling because we know there is
free liquor in the next room.

"Why, sure, Kelley," I said. "I swear I'll never
post this picture on my website!"

Since Kelley will never agree to attend
another Reuben Weekend with me ever again
I am starting my search NOW for a date
to the 60th Reuben Banquet next year.

If interested, and willing to risk being humiliated
on the web, please email your request
to me immediately. Good luck...sucker!

CAPTION CONTEST: Email your caption for the above photo and win my admiration! "What is Kelley screaming?" Email me your caption today!