...which is home to many a damn big cactus...
 

...and this is Kelley
sitting in a damn big chair!

Makes you wonder
just how big the ottoman is, doesn't it?

Many celebrities vacation at the Fairmont.
Here I am posing with Princess Leia,
of STAR WARS fame.
Although she was retaining water
she was more than happy to have her photo taken
with the world's largest walking blood clot.
 

Someone spilled paint in the garden.
Boy, were the grounds people ticked off!
 

A radiant Kelley poses before the beautiful fountain....

...while I blot it from view like a lunar eclipse.