Pet Peeves

• People who won't walk on escalators (or at least get on the right side
  so I can blow past their lazy butts).
• Food containing nuts (cookies, brownies, etc.). It's a 'texture' thing...
• Chunky peanut butter is just somehow 'wrong'; it is simply a total
  freak of nature. 
• Fruit cake.
• Dr. Laura and anyone who believes she's giving 'advice'. 
• Left-hand turns when inconvenient to me.
• Country music (which is an oxymoron).
• People who stand and stare at the menu in a McDonald's as if they
  have never seen one before. 
• Those responsible for keeping 'The Dukes of Hazard' on the air 
  for so damn long. 
• Anyone who believes Elvis is alive.
• Dubbya Devotees loose and running around.
• People who begin conversations with me by saying, 
  "I'm not an artist, but...."
• Coffee commercials.
• In all probability: you.
• Ray.
• Anyone who has to "sing along". Never mind the fact that
  'Rhapsody in Blue' never had lyrics in the first place...